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teslasShotgun: hey, topic shift, but do you really hate trying to politely turn down a party invite?
teslasShotgun: and they don't get it?
teslasShotgun: like, you make a general excuse to avoid looking like a jerk, and they keep pointing out solutions
funtasticFunman: No, because I usually turn down party invites by punching the inviter in the stomach and tearing the note apart while playing an emotionally troublesome song that reminds them of a past relationship because that was the song they used for the only relationship to ever make either one truly happy.
teslasShotgun: jesus
funtasticFunman: I'm kinda catty like that.
teslasShotgun: kind of

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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the fact the lorax fandom is making a dating sim...

peccavi-opere: i’m really happy about this NO.

Mar 30th

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funtasticFunman: >>Starving families
 >>Implying any THQ employee is "starving" above the Intern level
teslasShotgun: I don't think that they count as an employee after being fired
teslasShotgun: or as people
funtasticFunman: Or as sentient
funtasticFunman: They are game developers, after all.
teslasShotgun: daisy, daisy...
funtasticFunman: They are decomissioned and placed in a stasis chamber where their cold body will shuffle from place to place before being revived by another company in need of their artificial form or decomissioned and placed in that warehouse from the end of Indiana Jones.
teslasShotgun: the punchline is that I actually know what warehouse you're talking about

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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STFU, Conservatives: The difference between... →

velocicrafter: racismschool: dansolomon: This story has been spreading around on conservative blogs and message boards for the past week or so, as the Trayvon Martin story’s gathered momentum. The short version of it is that a 13 year old boy in Kansas City was attacked by…

Mar 28th

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The Bear's Knees: Ten rape prevention tips: →

coerulescens: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you…

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“That’s probably because I’m Jewish. In our religion, we don’t consider a fetus...”

– Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz explains her bafflement over the birth control debate at the Gridiron Dinner. (via washingtonpoststyle) More like congresswoman SASSYBITCH. Keep rockin’, Ms. Schultz.

Mar 28th

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what if hussie got hit by a truck

epithimia: yukishii-chan: sebastian-sucks: on the way home from the grocery store or something and he died and homestuck never updated again HINABN tragedy x 2174623875 »Implying Hussie goes outside

Mar 28th

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in which eridan's cape can magically grow

parchife: timeanddivision: oh procrastination what you can do for me~ babies

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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how karkat and john will meet

parchife: andouilles: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mar 26th

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The United States of America on college education

Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Mar 26th

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variablyspeaking: peccavi-opere: i’m gonna start pelting cough drops at my girlfriend if she keeps coughing. oh my god. fuck you i’m diseased Papa Nurgle gives regards.

Mar 26th

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