Slave Gladiator Dave, killing trolls like boss. Bitches don’t fuck wit da human.
Dave Strider of Alternia?
Yes fucking please.
Posts tagged homestuck
actiion 2ollux iin a PONCHO
After dinner Dad taught Karkat how to dance all the Ginger parts to the Fred Astaire dances he taught John growing up because like hell is he not going to pass down his fancy feet to his son’s boyfriend and make it all worthwhile. John complained from the sofa the whole time and Karkat refused to give up.
He’s coming over again next Friday.
Oh damn there is nothing I don’t love about this XD
I couldn’t help but hear Dad with the Soldier’s voice.
YOU WILL BRING MY SON HOME BY ELEVEN OR I WILL BAKE YOUR ARMS INTO A SOUFFLET AND TEACH YOU PROPER PASTRY ETIQUETTE WITH YOUR FEET, YOU USELESS MAGGOT.
homestuck au where everything is the same except sollux is AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS