ROOOBOOOT HOOOOOUUUUUUSE

homestuck au where everything is the same except sollux is AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS

equius-on-horse-steroids:

wweh-kit-ralph:

are there any other HOMESTUCKS i should know about?

(Source: breastforce)

I literally don’t know how you Homestuck readers do it. You’ve got, like, six times the patience I do. You go update after update after update where jack shit happens hoping for something cool to maybe occur, only to get blue-balled for your time and trouble. I’ve seen you self-same people go nuts when a Dr. Who episode is less than spectacular, or piddle all over yourselves waiting for Season 3 of Sherlock, but when it comes to Homestuck it’s less an endurance test and more a “shhh it ok hussie is perfect he will never hurt”.

You’ve got, like, ten times more patience than I do, and I’m currently reading The Adventures of Guts and Pals On a Fucking Boat: Gaiden: Random Flashback Edition.

s0mbodybetter:

turntechsaladquest:

maleficprince:

thiinka:

IS NO ONE GOING TO NOTICE ROXY’S FENESTRATED WINDOW GUN

THAT ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A PORTAL GUN

WE NOW HAVE A HOMESTUCK VERSION OF THE PORTAL GUN

uh is no one gonna point out she has a croCKER VERSION OF IT

WHICH IS KINDA FUNNY BECAUSE PORTAL GUN

BETTY CROCKER

THINK

THAT WOULD MAKE THE CONDESCE GLADOS 

FUCK

YESSSSSS

I have read prolonged rants by GOP wingnuts that irritated me less than this post.

tsunderekarkitty:

have you ever just

looked at Sollux Captor

and thought

what a cutie omg