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leaked Homestuck Finale script excerpt
- Gamzee: Okay, suckers, get this into your stupid thick heads. There's only one thing I'm going to say to you.
- John: What?
- Gamzee: (in Dave's voice) What's happening, dudes?
- Dave appears in Gamzee's place.
- Dave: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August Fool. Yes, that's right: I am Queeg.
- Rimmer: What!?
- Dave: Gamzee never existed. It was me all along.
- Karkat: What!?
- Dave: Wheeze of the week, mate!
- Katkat: What?!?
- Dave: Going round in circles for fourteen months? Getting my information from the Junior Colour Encyclopedia of Space? The respect you have for me is awesome, innit?
- John: You mean you staged the whole thing?
- Dave: (Gamzee's voice) That's right, suckers! (Normal voice) And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic!
After dinner Dad taught Karkat how to dance all the Ginger parts to the Fred Astaire dances he taught John growing up because like hell is he not going to pass down his fancy feet to his son’s boyfriend and make it all worthwhile. John complained from the sofa the whole time and Karkat refused to give up.
He’s coming over again next Friday.
Oh damn there is nothing I don’t love about this XD
I couldn’t help but hear Dad with the Soldier’s voice.
YOU WILL BRING MY SON HOME BY ELEVEN OR I WILL BAKE YOUR ARMS INTO A SOUFFLET AND TEACH YOU PROPER PASTRY ETIQUETTE WITH YOUR FEET, YOU USELESS MAGGOT.
homestuck au where everything is the same except sollux is AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS