I literally don’t know how you Homestuck readers do it. You’ve got, like, six times the patience I do. You go update after update after update where jack shit happens hoping for something cool to maybe occur, only to get blue-balled for your time and trouble. I’ve seen you self-same people go nuts when a Dr. Who episode is less than spectacular, or piddle all over yourselves waiting for Season 3 of Sherlock, but when it comes to Homestuck it’s less an endurance test and more a “shhh it ok hussie is perfect he will never hurt”.
You’ve got, like, ten times more patience than I do, and I’m currently reading The Adventures of Guts and Pals On a Fucking Boat: Gaiden: Random Flashback Edition.