oh baby :(
Posts tagged homestuck
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Okay normally I’m not all LOL HOMESTUCK but
This is creepy accurate to our favorite grey-skinned dickbags.
actiion 2ollux iin a PONCHO
After dinner Dad taught Karkat how to dance all the Ginger parts to the Fred Astaire dances he taught John growing up because like hell is he not going to pass down his fancy feet to his son’s boyfriend and make it all worthwhile. John complained from the sofa the whole time and Karkat refused to give up.
He’s coming over again next Friday.
Oh damn there is nothing I don’t love about this XD
I couldn’t help but hear Dad with the Soldier’s voice.
YOU WILL BRING MY SON HOME BY ELEVEN OR I WILL BAKE YOUR ARMS INTO A SOUFFLET AND TEACH YOU PROPER PASTRY ETIQUETTE WITH YOUR FEET, YOU USELESS MAGGOT.